How about some Halloween jokes?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit.
Q: Why don’t ghosts like parties?
A: They have no body to dance with.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body.
Q: Why are there fences around cemetaries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!
Yesterday’s Halloween dessert recipe was cute. Today we are going for something savory and mildly disturbing.
Severed Finger Franks. Ten minutes and hands down you have a winner for dinner.
1. Heat the hotdogs per package instructions.
2. At one end of frank place a dollop of ketchup where the ‘finger’ has been severed.
3. At the other make a fingernail out of a sliced almond, stuck on with sauce.
Recipe from AllTheCooks.com
Can’t really have a more appropriate song today than ‘Severed Finger’.